Drunken Honey Badgers

Some of our best submissions come after hours-long drinking bouts. Check out this Dorito-munching honey badger here. Definitely PBAM.

Welcome to Punched By a Monkey!

Do you ever look at yourself in a photo and think "Damn, I look like I've been punched by a monkey"? Yes, unflattering pictures are an unfortunate part of this crazy digital age, where drunk/incompetent shutterbug friends always seem to find the worst possible moment to take a picture. Maybe you're stuck in a public restroom sink. Maybe they didn't say "cheese" like a normal person and you're caught with your eyes half-closed. You know you're more photogenic than that, dammit, but these pictures still happen.

Well, we here at PBAM re eager to turn potential embarrassment into fun for the whole family. By all means, feel free to untag yourself from those unsightly montages, or delete them from the online photo album you send to grandma -- but don't deny the world such an excellent opportunity for humor! Instead, send your worst captures to PBAM for display. Pictures of you, pictures of your friends, pictures of your grandma...whoever looks like they've been punched by a monkey (we're talking confusion/mild retardation here, not bruises).

Please note it is ideal if the picture is genuinely horrid; no staged punches, please. The monkey loves authenticity and will punch you if you toy with the truth.

Special love to Nicole B for her brilliant idea to launch this blog.